squided:

"bisexuals are just being greedy"

This statement is correct.  I want all the donuts to myself.  No sharon you can’t have a donut.  Yes, I know there are 24 donuts.  Yes, I want them all for myself.  Fuck off sharon.

(Source: squided, via captainfatbulous)

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there’s some Freudian significance behind that.

(Source: madame-mayor, via riveralwaysknew)

Timestamp: 1411026587
Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there’s some Freudian significance behind that.

(Source: madame-mayor, via riveralwaysknew)

nayx:

*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this

(via koumatsuoka)

we-are-his-army:

sakibatch:

inclaravoce:

LOOK I FOUND IT

IM FUCKING SOBBING MOTHERFUCKING SOBBING

I WILL NEVER UNSEE THIS

(Source: wheatleyfeels, via cosmic-nine-year-old)

Timestamp: 1411021513

we-are-his-army:

sakibatch:

inclaravoce:

LOOK I FOUND IT

IM FUCKING SOBBING MOTHERFUCKING SOBBING

I WILL NEVER UNSEE THIS

(Source: wheatleyfeels, via cosmic-nine-year-old)

kangaya:

do u ever have that default username that you always use and if a site already has it taken youre like . speechless

(Source: egomatter, via who-locked-starkid)

Timestamp: 1411019806

adamusprime:

did you know that “friends” stands for:

  • feebee
  • rachel
  • it’s joey
  • everyone is friends
  • nonica
  • dross
  • shandler

(via edwarclnorton)